Thirsty

Dear Annie,

I am thirsty.

Very thirsty!

The only thing keeping me sitting here so patiently is the knowledge that I can easily get out of my seat at any moment, go to the kitchen and drink a glass of water.

If, for some reason, I realized that there was no water, I'd absolutely panic. I'd feel that I was on the verge of dehydration! I would be wondering how I had survived this long without a drink, and praying my last prayer.

Instead, I can type this calmly and rationally... and even take the time to try and be just a little bit witty...

Love,
Taintedsky