Wednesday, July 23, 2008

My Refrigerator

Dear Annie,

I'm sorry you have to hold your refrigerator together with a designer belt. The other night I accidentally left my freezer somewhat ajar. Only the ice melted but I'm afraid to open my electric bill.

My refrigerator is actually quite deafening. It turns itself on and off all night long in attempt to keep my vegetables at 38ยบ Fahrenheit. I'm happy that my little buddy drowns out passing jets, but he must wake up the neighbors.

My first word was "coy." No wonder I'm such a Scrabble prodigy.

I wonder how old Archer will be before he learns to unbuckle a belt...maybe Dahlia will teach him.

Love,
Taintedsky

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